>     Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
>   "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
>   **************************
>   In a Podiatrist's office:
>   "Time wounds all heels."
>   **************************
>   On a Septic Tank Truck:
>   Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
>   **************************
>   At a Proctologist's door:
>   "To expedite your visit please back in."
>   **************************
>   On a Plumber's truck:
>   "We repair what your husband fixed."
>   **************************
>   On another Plumber's truck:
>   "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
>   **************************
>   On a Church's Billboard:
>   "7 days without God makes one weak."
>   **************************
>   At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
>   "Invite us to your next blowout."
>   **************************
>   At a Towing company:
>   "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
>    **************************
>   On an Electrician's truck:
>   "Let us remove your shorts."
>   **************************
>   In a Nonsmoking Area:
>   "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
 appropriate 
>action."
>   **************************
>   On a Maternity Room door:
>   "Push. Push. Push."
>   **************************
>   At an Optometrist's Office:
>   "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
 
>place."
>   **************************
>   On a Taxidermist's window:
>   "We really know our stuff."
>   **************************
>   On a Fence:
>   "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
>   **************************
>   At a Car Dealership:
>   "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
>   **************************
>   Outside a Muffler Shop:
>   "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
>   **************************
>   In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
>   "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
>   **************************
>   At the Electric Company
>   "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.   However, if
 you 
>don't, you will be."
>   **************************
>   In a Restaurant window:
>   "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
>   **************************
>   In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>   "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
>   **************************
>   At a Propane Filling Station:
>   "Thank heaven for little grills."
>   **************************
>   And don't forget the sign at a
>   Chicago Radiator Shop:
>   "Best place in town to take a leak."